Fail is here to deliver truth and wisdom in the only way you understand, a swift kick to your groin.
Working tirelessly towards the imparement of humanity since 1942
A brief history of Fail

Fail was born in a secret camp on Mt. Paektul on February 14, 1942. His birth was foretold by a swallow, and heralded by the appearance of a double rainbow over the mountain, a new star in the heavens, a new element in the periodic table, a shift of the earth rotational axis and the release of a good Star War prequel.

Fail was born fully grown and perfect in every way. The first word Fail utter upon seeing the world was of such enormous revelation to all whom privilege enough to hear it; every single person within a five miles radius shat themselves in absolute joy and amazement. Foreseeing the enormity of his task, Fail summon forth a giant ban hammer which he held aloof, ready and eager to smite any and all signs of weak sauce.